describing myself

I need a 2 paragraph essay where it describes me as a person but I need the essay to have figurative language like metaphors, similes, hyperbole, personification, etc. Also assumptions that people make of me. Here are some examples that describe me as a person
– shy
-short
– reserved
– caring
– good at advice
– personal space when needed
– people see me as a mean person because of how serious my face can be at points

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